SexToysInsider.com

Sorry to keep banging on about it. Actually I’m not. The LoveHoney Sex Toys Affiliate content units are brilliant (even if I say so myself). Here’s another one with different products and a different layout.

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We’ve just added some super-ace widgets to our sex toys affiliate centre on LoveHoney. If you’re an affiliate and want to sell sex toys, there’s no easier way that using our content units, which lets you get automatically updated sex toys content just by pasting in a line of Javascript. We’ve even got a widget that works out the code for you - point and click and you’re away.

Here comes one now…

LoveHoney’s Rabbit Amnesty sex toy recycling scheme has been going strong, with more than 2 tonnes (or tons? I don’t know) of old rabbit vibrators saved from landfill and their parts saved to be reused. You can seen how sex toys are recycled. Of course, buying and using sex toys is never going to be a green pastime and we’ve come in for a lot of criticism of the Rabbit Amnesty scheme from people who say it’s just a publicity stunt. Well, if it is, it’s an expensive one and one that’s a pain the arse to run!

Someone who didn’t see it as a publicity stunt is sex author Julie Peasgood who featured Rabbit Amnsty in her segment on the Alan Titchmarsh afternoon show on ITV. You can see the clip of Julie and Alan having a laugh with some sex toys and Julie explaining about sex toy recycling on Youtube. And, indeed, lower down this page.

Not long before the Sex And The City movie (or, as it’s officially called, Sex And The City: The Movie) hits UK cinema screens. The series blazed a trail for women’s lib (of sorts) by featuring rampant sex with the four main characters largely in control of their sexual escapades. It was also remarkable because it regularly featured sex toys - not just (famously) the rabbit vibrator featured in the clip below, but also a Hitachi Magic Wand style massager and the ultra-kinky pearl thong which gave Samantha orgasms as she ran up the stairs… Can’t wait to see what they’re going to be using in the film…

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DNS Scoop has a chin-strokingly amusing widget that attempts to work out how much your Web site is worth in Google AdWords $$$s based on its Alexa rank and a bunch of other factors.

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We received a potty-mouthed complaint today from someone who objected to being on LoveHoney’s mailing list - even though they had double-opted-in some months before. He had probably forgotten.

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So I’m playing with Tversity and watching videos on the TV through my PS3 and I tune in to this Diggnation podcast.

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Well, I am in spirit but not in body. More often than not, I’m over here on LoveHoney now, though if I have rude things they will be here. And experimental things that don’t work, like that widget down there. Tch.

LOOK AT THIS ON LOVEHONEY. HELP ME! I’ve bet my girlfriend Joy that we’ll sell a dozen of these Chix Stix mini vibrators by the end of October. If I lose, I have to cook her a slap-up veggie roast dinner. Ewww. If I win, she has to cook me a full-on roast with a meat of my choosing. Help me and bring on the giblets!

Oh, sorry. my mistake.

One in three consumers has stopped using price comparison sites and a further 47% said they would not use them again after finding out the results are often biased according to which listed company is paying the most.

FFS.

We have launched an ace scheme to encourage people to recycle their sex toys. Sounds yucky, but it’s good for the environment.

Not to mention the fact that The Law Says you mustn’t just chuck your old vibrators in the big with the rest of your household waste. Why? Because of the pesky Waste Electrical and Electronic Equipment (WEEE) Regulations. Serious business and no mistake.

You can find out more on LoveHoney Rabbit Amnesty. And in the meantime, have a listen to this talking rabbit…

Yes, I admit it - I have (or rather, had) an iPod Mini. I loved it at first, but if truth were told it was always pretty sucky. It would always turn itself back on when I tried to turn it off and the battery life was crap right from the outset. After six months, it could just about manage a 10-minute walk to the boozer, but it wouldn’t be able to get me home. The last straw came at the end of Borat:

“There lives Nursultan Tulyakbay. He’s still asshole. I get iPod, he only get iPod Mini. Everybody know it for girls!”

So, I microwaved the bloody thing.