The sex toys insider is back

September 23, 2009

Have I really been away for a year or more? Looks like it. And I return to find that my tag list has ballooned to the top left of the screen for no particular reason. Job #1 – find out why and fix that mother. I might be gone for some time. [Update] Got rid [...]

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LoveHoney Sex Toys Affiliate Content Unit

April 14, 2008

Sorry to keep banging on about it. Actually I’m not. The LoveHoney Sex Toys Affiliate content units are brilliant (even if I say so myself). Here’s another one with different products and a different layout. If you’re an affiliate and you fancy earning nicely large %ages on promoting sex toys, you can join the LoveHoney [...]

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Help for Sex Toys Affiliates

April 9, 2008

We’ve just added some super-ace widgets to our sex toys affiliate centre on LoveHoney. If you’re an affiliate and want to sell sex toys, there’s no easier way that using our content units, which lets you get automatically updated sex toys content just by pasting in a line of Javascript. We’ve even got a widget [...]

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Recycling Sex Toys With Alan Titchmarsh on TV

March 18, 2008

LoveHoney’s Rabbit Amnesty sex toy recycling scheme has been going strong, with more than 2 tonnes (or tons? I don’t know) of old rabbit vibrators saved from landfill and their parts saved to be reused. You can seen how sex toys are recycled. Of course, buying and using sex toys is never going to be [...]

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Sex And The City Rides Again

March 15, 2008

Not long before the Sex And The City movie (or, as it’s officially called, Sex And The City: The Movie) hits UK cinema screens. The series blazed a trail for women’s lib (of sorts) by featuring rampant sex with the four main characters largely in control of their sexual escapades. It was also remarkable because [...]

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How much is your web site worth?

March 13, 2008

DNS Scoop has a chin-strokingly amusing widget that attempts to work out how much your Web site is worth in Google AdWords $$$s based on its Alexa rank and a bunch of other factors. I’ll share a secret with you. If you’ve got a site like LoveHoney that sells sex toys, its valuation isn’t worth [...]

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Customer Is Always Right

March 12, 2008

We received a potty-mouthed complaint today from someone who objected to being on LoveHoney’s mailing list – even though they had double-opted-in some months before. He had probably forgotten. Anyway, you read his e-mail here. I know we sell sex toys at LoveHoney but that’s no need for that kind of language, is it?

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Diggnation FFS

November 13, 2007

So I’m playing with Tversity and watching videos on the TV through my PS3 and I tune in to this Diggnation podcast. It’s my first experience of Diggnation. And my last. I don’t think I could ever respect a pair of tools who make such a fuss about spilling a few drops of beer on [...]

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Yes, it’s true, I’m not here

October 29, 2007

Well, I am in spirit but not in body. More often than not, I’m over here on LoveHoney now, though if I have rude things they will be here. And experimental things that don’t work, like that widget down there. Tch.

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Does this widget work

October 29, 2007
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Buy a sex toy and get me dinner

October 2, 2007

LOOK AT THIS ON LOVEHONEY. HELP ME! I’ve bet my girlfriend Joy that we’ll sell a dozen of these Chix Stix mini vibrators by the end of October. If I lose, I have to cook her a slap-up veggie roast dinner. Ewww. If I win, she has to cook me a full-on roast with a [...]

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Amazon sells cockfighting mags

August 29, 2007

Oh, sorry. my mistake.

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I have mad skillz

August 28, 2007

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And in other news: bear seen shitting in woods

August 20, 2007

One in three consumers has stopped using price comparison sites and a further 47% said they would not use them again after finding out the results are often biased according to which listed company is paying the most. FFS.

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Sex Toys Recycling – Al Gore Must Be Pleased

August 14, 2007

We have launched an ace scheme to encourage people to recycle their sex toys. Sounds yucky, but it’s good for the environment. Not to mention the fact that The Law Says you mustn’t just chuck your old vibrators in the big with the rest of your household waste. Why? Because of the pesky Waste Electrical [...]

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