Fancy a hot tub party with Ben Dover this halloween?

Doing anything for Halloween? How about the night before Halloween? The perfect invitation has just dropped into my inbox: Ben Dover Hot Tub Halloween Party – Tickets £15 in advance, more if you choose to pay on the door.

“After the success of our first event, the second Ben Dover Party will take place on Friday 30th October,” reveals the invite, before going on to try to inject a touch of class into the proceedings.

“Our Fantasy Clubbing Experience includes – A Luxury Hot Tub, Beautiful Glamour Models, Dancers, Free Hot Pants for the girls and the chance to party with stars from the world of the adult entertainment industry.”

Sounds pretty flash, what with that and the touted £300 bottles of booze. Though the game is somewhat given away by the URL of the party’s promo site:

http://www.ben-dover.biz/other-stuff/events/ben-dover-porn-disco-1.html

But hey, that’s OK. So what if one man’s hot tub halloween party is another’s porn disco?

There’s plenty more on offer: “DJ’s Luke Sawyer & Paul Ryan will be playing the best in Club Classics, R&B and House. Alongside our special guest DJ Michelle Moist from Television X”

I’m not familiar with Michelle’s work, but judging from her Twitter feed, she seems to spend quite a lot of time on something called SexStationTV.

See you there?

Date : Friday 30th October, doors open at 8p.m til 3a.m.
Venue : Departure Club, 2 Crutched Friars, Aldgate, London. EC3N 2HT