TV’s Mr Nasty Simon Cowell (the man you love to hate) seemed to appear out of nowhere on Pop Idol, X Factor and American Idol. Overnight he became a mega-rich bad-mouthing TV sensation, destroying the dreams of pop hopefuls and earning a not-so-small fortune from phone-in vote lines. But what did he do for a living before becoming a successful TV enterpreneur and presenter?
I have to admit that I don’t actually know what he did before he got famous. I think he was something in the music business – maybe a record producer or promoter or agent or something. He certainly seemed to know what makes a hit when it came to Girls Aloud. You could look up Simon Cowell on Wikipedia to find out, but you never know whether you can trust everything that you read on there.
Anyway, I thought you would be interested in seeing the pictures of this penis pump box – the self-styled Power Piston . It’s actually not bad as cock-pump packaging goes. The guy (whoever he is) really looks like he’s enjoying himself and really getting into it.
He’s probably totally lubed up and is rammed in there right up to the hilt. He’s struck quite a nice fey pose, too, holding the controller out to side in quite that funny way while he firmly slams the suction tube down onto his (presumably) throbbing member.
“Slip it on, pump it up & crank up the vibes!!” says the blurb on the box. Almost sounds like the sort of thing they’d say on X-Factor or American Idol, doesn’t it?
If you have never seen X-Factor or American Idol, you can see a picture of Simon Cowell here. But I found a picture of him to save you the trouble of going elsewhere. Here it comes now.
I don’t know why he’s sucking his cheeks in like that, perhaps he’s got something exciting going on down under the desk.
Anyhoo, here’s another shot of the Power Piston packaging this time showing the guy (whoever he is) really enjoying the vibrating, stroking, sucking action.
“Normally you can tell what somebody will be like sexually by her facial expressions, you know?”
Does the same go for men, Simon?
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If you look closely at the ears of the two people, theres a major difference.
That can’t possibly be Simon Cowell.
Ears never grow.
Sorry.
Thanks for the comment Jenny, but…
1 The pump box might have been Photoshopped
2 Simon Cowell might have had ear-reduction surgery
3 Ears can grow – or at least be squashed into being bigger, as any rugby forward will tell you!
love it wish it was real