World’s worst sex toy packaging

by Rich on October 12, 2006

Fuck your pussy clean

The Water Bunny, a waterproof rabbit vibrator, has been with us since we started LoveHoney in 2002. Its a great little vibe – power-packed, low priced and with a rabbit clit stim – and has been reviewed well on our Orgasm Army sex toy reviews site.

But right from the off we knew we had to warn customers that the packaging was not exactly what you’d call female friendly:

What I like about it, apart from the legendary “Fuck your pussy clean” copy , is how they’ve gone for a watery font for the logo, but it’s come out more Bride of Frankenstein as thought it’s dripping with blood.

She certainly looks like she’s enjoying herself, but it’s probably not the kind of image that your girlfriend would want to see when she unwraps your thoughtful gift on a cold and frosty Christmas morning.

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