Nice thuddy sound on ass cheeks
January 4th, 2007
Yet more genius from the members of Orgasm Army sex toy reviews site. Hand-picked nuggets of lyrical genius and, frankly, some complete and utter filth, including the phrase: “nice thuddy sound on ass cheeks”. LOL.
“After a while I began to gently work it in her, she began to push back onto it and gyrate her hips a little while buzzing her clit with a small vibe, then she realy realy began to gyrate on it, swear and moan like never before (she does that quite often but not like this).”
Jeff Stryker Cock and Balls Dildo
“Don’t mean to be boring just figured that few people realise how big a big cock really is.”
CyberSkin 2-inch Extra Thick Extender Sleeve
“You will then realize that the bent tip extends too far off to the side, and so as your anus and rectal muscles contract in orgasm, they drive the pointed head into the inside wall of your rectum.” Ouch
Doc Johnson Prostate Pleasure Wand
“Then when I really start getting hot I start thrusting it in and out with one hand and pressing the tickler on my clit up and down putting them both on high speed, then before I know it I am burning up, breathing heavy, panting and cumming!”
Ultra Smooth Light Up Vibrator 7-inch
“Using the furry side to spank makes a nice thuddy sound on ass cheeks and a nice feeling in the paddle too.”
Sportsheets Fur Paddle
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