A year ago we started selling a line of army, airforce and navy themed gay sex toys which went by the name of Domestic Partner. The range has since been relaunched as Target Practice, but one product in the original range achieved near mythical status in the LoveHoney office because even though we put it on every single order, it never arrived. We began to think that it simply didn’t exist, or it was a wind-up to see if we could be fooled into ordering any product, no matter how crazy (we can). So it was a joy to meet the Ass Midget in person at Venus. I’ve bought one for the front garden.
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One of the guys on the Handball mailing list was lamenting that he’d worn his out, couldn’t remember where he’d bought it, and wondered if anyone knew where he could get a replacement.
N.B. “worn it out”. I think that says it all.
The replies suggested some offbeat substitutes including the Baby Jesus buttplug and two different George Bush buttplugs.
The mind, she boggleth.
LOL. The Ass Midget has resurfaced (if that’s the right way of putting it) from another supplier, so we may well be able to get them at last.
Anyone wanting to join the Handball list should go here http://groups.queernet.org/cgi-bin/mj_wwwusr?user=&passw=&func=info&list=handball
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well, all I can say is I LIKED THIS TOY SO MUCH I BOUGHT A SECOND FOR STANDBY if the first ever “went bad”…. basically I am addicted to a daily bounce upon this bumpy gnome of wonder..
where can i buy 1 of these please can any 1 help thanx
OMG I love the knome!!!
There is nothing I love more than bouncing up and down on my Ass Midget, whacking one off to Keeping Up Appearances!!
RIIIIIICCCCCHHHAAAAAAAARRRRDD!
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i work in comet and i have an ass midget that i keep out the back, for some fun thrilled bouncing on my break, no girl nor man could ever compare to gary my gnome!!!!!!!