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Sometimes we surprise even ourselves. I ordered a bunch of new products from a British manufacturer of black dildos and butt plugs - we already sell a lot of their modest specimens, so made a point to order some of the more challenging units in the catalogue. An hour after signing for the delivery, Sol wandered into the office clutching one of them. “You’ve gone too far this time”, he said - and maybe he was right.

I haven’t actually measured it yet, but this is a heavy duty beast. I can’t imagine it actually going up anyone, but I’m sure one of our customers will have a lot of fun trying.

Personally, it reminds me of the Reaver unit from the Starcraft real-time strategy game. I wouldn’t like one of those up me, either.