I’ve been away from Sex Toys Insider for such a long time that I’ve forgotten what I’ve got on here. I whacked Google Analytics on it to see if it’s getting any traffic at all and I’m hearted to see that some days the blog get as many as 20 visits a day. With an 90% bounce rate. Oh.
But why are these fickle visitors so bouncey bouncey bouncey? A glance at the search terms that bring people here reveals that they’re coming for filth and not finding it.
In with a bullet at #1 – ass midget – 7 visits in the last 4 days, with a 100% bounce rate. What is it about that post that’s not to like? Maybe people are looking to buy one. Or see an ass midget in action – videos of which you are not going to find on YouTube, though you will find videos of midgets getting, what the Americans euphemistically call “ass”.
Other top search terms with a 100% bounce rate include pandora peaks sex doll, big cockshow (!), and the slightly polite arse midget sex toy.
Happily extreme anal beads only has a bounce rate of 83%. So that’s OK. Perhaps visitors were intrigued by my artistic (arsetistic?) juxtaposition of the (frankly terrifying) beads with a golf ball and a tennis ball.
Anyway, I will be hoping that my bounce rate dwindles over the coming weeks and months. And years. Otherwise, I will be sad.
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small note to self – it’s not valentines day for sometime now…