Orgasm Army is packed with great reviews of sex toys, but I have sleepless nights worrying that people don’t realise how much genuine genius there is on the site. So in an on-going effort to uncover some of the site’s pearls, here’s another top 10 sex toy review quotes…
1 “I stuck the plug onto the headboard and backed up slowly.”
Blue Thunder Ultimate Penetrator
2 “It was so soft that I could rub it over my skin without sticking!”
Supersex Pleasure Vibe
3 “It looks like an electric drill and sounds like one, too.”
Wahl Electric Massager
4 “It fits nice and tight and is really good when my partner’s in me too (whether it’s the same hole or both holes).”
Jeff Stryker Cock and Balls Dildo
5 “I wasn’t expecting that bulbus head to be so pleasurable!”
Ass Shaker Deluxe
6 “The sheer size made me masturbate from pure lust”
Dick Rambone Cock
7 “I love that full feeling you get from a big one, and boy, does this do the job.”
Dazzling Extra Thick Cock
8 “With a little reluctancy I eventually ‘lubed up’ and gently plugged myself!”
Super Slim Butt Plug
9 “Holding it still on my clitty whilst my boyfriend fingered my vulva soon bought me to orgasm”
Magic Bullet Vibe
10 “Just the right shape and girth to create sudden and fulfilling pleasure”
Ultra 7 Pearl Ribbed Vibrator
Loads more where those came from…
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