Well, not my hall of shit, you understand, someone else’s. Every month we receive (without having ever asked for it) a copy of EAN magazine – European Adult News. It is to the European adult industry what Campaign is to the UK marketing industry. Only with acres of advertising for XXX-rated pr0n and articles. All the content is translated into English in an amusingly stilted way – it maintains the literal truth of the original, but fails to capture any sense of colloquialism. Which is fair enough – I doubt they’ve got Roger’s Profanisaurus to hand. But that’s why the magazine ends up with brilliant advertising inserts like this one…
What I really like about it is:
a) the idea of a “Hall of Shit” – imagine that lift scene in The Shining, only it’s not blood that comes out.
b) the way that they have helpfully highlighted the promise of “Eight Dicks and Four Holes” – it’s almost like a supermarket special offer, only it’s not so much poundstretcher as arse-stretcher.
What I don’t like about is is:
a) they are bare dicks – what about safe sex? Eh? Eh?
