If you’re interested in sex or sex toys (and, let’s face it, who isn’t?) and you haven’t yet been to Orgasm Army then there’s a real treat waiting for you. The site is chock full of sex toy reviews and has a growing message board that bubbling up with all manner of sex tips, sex stories and general X-rated talk. I never cease to marvel at the choice turn of phrase used by reviewers – here are five of my fave quotes from recent reviews…
1 “I wasn’t nearly able to get it in not even with hours of persuasion. I’m still struggling but will get there!”
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2 “With the cock ring between us, so much more of my pussy was getting attention in the old, man-on-top position.”
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3 “Well, don’t know whether they would improve my sex life, but if you’ve got a leaky connection on the back of your washing machine, these are the daddy!”
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4 “With the dildo inserted the light shining from the fluted base of the Supernova casts a butterfly-like shape of light onto the thighs, it looks beautiful!”
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5 “Now I am one of those who screams in agony when anything goes up the… well wrong hole shall we say. But my boyfriend bought me these, and can I just say They are Fantastic!”
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