Today I resent an message to a colleague who hadn’t confirmed receipt of the e-mail I originally sent a week ago. And, in a double-fuck for the double-fucks Mitchell and Webb, this was her reply:
“No I didn’t receive this email – how bizarre. My Mac had a virus last week and the techy dudes wiped all my files and emails – don’t worry, I’m clean now!”
I thought you said Macs couldn’t get viruses? Fuck you both. Again.
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Yep – that sounds like the Apple Mac tech support we know and love. “Files? E-mails? What were you doing with files and e-mails?”
I’m looking forward to seeing the Mitchell and Webb advert where the non-Richard-Herring-ish one turns purple and keels over, and the little Richard-Herring-ish one squeaks, smugly, “Oh dear, he’s just stopped ‘Breathing’, because ‘Breathing’ isn’t out as a Universal Intel Binary yet (although it is scheduled for the third quarter, subject to a nominal $100 upgrade fee).”