Artificial Vagina Smell On Sale Now!

In yet another move that would make my mother unspeakably proud, the Vulva Vagina Smell that we saw at Venus Berlin is on sale now at LoveHoney. £9.99 to you, squire. Even though it’s artificial, it’s “real” in as much as it smells like a “real vagina”. I’m not sure whether it smells like one vagina in particular or whether it smells like vaginas in general. I will endeavour to find out via the magic of asking random people who I meet in the street. No, really. Watch this space.

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