In yet another move that would make my mother unspeakably proud, the Vulva Vagina Smell that we saw at Venus Berlin is on sale now at LoveHoney. £9.99 to you, squire. Even though it’s artificial, it’s “real” in as much as it smells like a “real vagina”. I’m not sure whether it smells like one vagina in particular or whether it smells like vaginas in general. I will endeavour to find out via the magic of asking random people who I meet in the street. No, really. Watch this space.
Artificial Vagina Smell On Sale Now!
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