Bad sex toy ideas – Sex Mate

by Rich on October 4, 2006

Just received an entry in our Design A Sex Toy competition which the guy actually went to the trouble of making out of silicone rubber. And everything. He called it the Pyramid Plug and it’s a decent variation on the tried-and-tested butt plug theme. Well done hime.

But the plug looks more like a rook than a pyramid, which inevitably leads us to think that chess piece themed sex toys might be a good idea. Collect the set, play a game and when you lose a piece you have to stick it somewhere the sun doesn’t do the obvious. Sex Mate!

Or possibly not.

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