Buy Wooden Penis Bottle Opener At eBay

Good news wooden penis bottle opener fans! You can buy them on eBay!
A well-rated eBay seller has a range of novetly wooden nicknaks for sale, including a wooden penis bottle opener. So if you’ve been coveting mine (and, let’s face it, you’d be mad if you haven’t been) you can order your own from eBay. Bids start at £3.99 so it’s not going to be cheap, but just think of all the years of enjoyment you’re going to get out of it.

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