More fun from Venus, starting with this bizarre giant-headed human anime creature. Slinking around like a cross between Ash from Pokemon and Graham Norton, he took the opportunity to wave kinkily at passers-by (especially if they pointed at camera at him) and then lure unsuspecting types on to their stand to see the movies they were promoting – in this case, a schoolgirl movie called Domination High…
My Japanese isn’t what it used to be (in fact, quite a lot of me isn’t what it used to be) so I can’t be entirely sure as to the plot. It started innocently enough with some schoolgirls taking lessons at school. Then it seemed that some bloke in a suit – maybe he was the headteacher – decided to come in and bully the girls.

They weren’t having any of it, so decided to gang up and teach the guy a lesson. A bunch of them came in with hockey sticks, pushed him around a bit and gave him the odd whack, then the ringleader kicked him a couple of times for good measure.
And to leave absolutely no doubt whatsoever that the guy in the suit had been totally pwned, she dropped her knickers and pissed on him.

Don’t know about you, but stuff like this used to happen at my school all the time…
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