I’ve been trying to muster up courage to do this for a long time. And, finally, here goes. Here is my cock. Do not be alarmed. I have got my trousers down, my cock out and some serious wood going on, so viewers of a slightly nervous disposition might like to look away before clicking. It’s not for the faint-hearted.
Oh all right, then. I admit it. It’s not my cock at all. I am lily-livered and not at all brave enough to show you that. Not that you would want to see it anyway.
This, as you may have guessed is actually a wooden penis bottle opener, which LoveHoney’s new PR manager Ruth brought back from her recent holiday in Indonesia. It was very much a “Saw this and thought of you” moment. What’s she trying to say?
My dream is to be at the top of Google for a search for wooden penis bottle opener. It would make my parents so proud.
I will write some more stuff about my wooden penis bottle opener, how to use my wooden penis bottle opener and how to care for my wooden penis bottle opener. I wonder how long it will take before Google notices me and my (little) wooden penis bottle opener.
One day, this will be a case study in the Internet marketing strand of the Harvard MBA. But for now, it’s just me polishing my wooden penis bottle opener.
Every home should have a wooden penis bottle opener.
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I agree whole-heartedly, were can I buy one?