Yes, I admit it – I have (or rather, had) an iPod Mini. I loved it at first, but if truth were told it was always pretty sucky. It would always turn itself back on when I tried to turn it off and the battery life was crap right from the outset. After six months, it could just about manage a 10-minute walk to the boozer, but it wouldn’t be able to get me home. The last straw came at the end of Borat:
“There lives Nursultan Tulyakbay. He’s still asshole. I get iPod, he only get iPod Mini. Everybody know it for girls!”
So, I microwaved the bloody thing.

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Is this the world’s oldest microwave still in use? I think we should be told.
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