Let’s get ready to rock! We are hugely excited (can’t you tell just by looking?) to announce the launch of iBuzz Two, the next-generation music-activated vibrator. It’s brilliant, even if I say so myself.
A lot of people call it an iPod sex toy because that’s shorthand for what it does. It plugs into an iPod (or any player than uses a small headphone jack) and makes the bullets vibrate in time to the music.
We could have billed it as the World’s First Zune Sex Toy but that would have been slightly cheeky. And we’re not sure whether Bill Gates would have approved. Note to self: remember to send Bill an iBuzz Two for Christmas..
What’s so good about iBuzz Two? You can plug two pairs of headphones straight into it, so you and your partner can both listen to the music while enjoying music-activated vibrations from the twin bullets. Other music-activated vibrators need a fiddly headphone adaptor thing and only let you plug in one set of headphones. They’re so last-generation.
iBuzz Two comes with skin-safe attachments – a cock ring for him and an rabbit for her. And it has lights that flash in time to the music. And if you don’t have any music handy, you can use its 11 speeds and 4 vibrating patterns to get you off.
You can find out more and see a rather natty animation of it on the iBuzz Two Web site. We’re dead pleased. Get one for someone you love this Christmas!
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