We sell some pretty weird sex toys at LoveHoney and have recently been branching out into the medical fetish niche for more good clean (well, dirty) fun. We’re always on the look out for new and interesting products that will surprise and delight our customers, so it was a real boon to find Dr Dare’s Stuffoscope…
A great companion for a Pleasure Periscope, Dr Dare’s Stuffoscope is stethoscope for the vagina, so not only can you have a look at what’s going on up there, you can have a listen, too.
But what is especially brilliant about Dr Dare’s Stuffoscope is that it’s made from (and I quote from the packaging) “THE SAFEST MATERIAL ON THE PLANET”.
If you had invented THE SAFEST MATERIAL ON THE PLANET, what possible applications would you come up with for it? Better-than-Kevlar protective vests for the police? A super-tight lining to prevent leaks from nuclear powerstations? An ultra-safe surface for children’s playgrounds so they don’t damage their soft heads when they fall?
No, you’d use it for a dildo with earphones so you can listen in on what’s happening all the way up to 9th Street.
I guess it’s gives you something to listen to if you lose your iPod… Is that womb music I can hear?