Pandora Peaks Peter Stringfellow Sex Doll at AVN Las Vegas

Do you want to see something really scary? I expect you’ve guessed from the title of the post what it is, but are you really prepared to see it? M’colleague Neal sent me this picture from AVN Las Vegas, where he had spent a gruelling couple of days walking the floor checking out new sex toys and oggling porn stars. It’s a hard life. Anyway, he stopped by a stand selling a new range of life-life sex dolls…

What is particularly brilliant about this sex doll is the name – CybOrgasMatrix. They’ve really gone to town on that one, combining the words Cyborg (think that hot chick from Terminator 3), Orgasm (think LoveHoney of course) and Matrix (think Keanu Reeves in dark glasses).

The doll is an “actual lifecast” of Pandora Peaks and her 44H breasts – she’s billed on her site as “the original big boob superstar” and I’m not going to argue lest I get suffocated. The CybOrgasMatrix Web site has some good videos of their dolls in action. They’re a half way house between blow-ups and the $5k Real Doll (or Candy Girl) full monty.

But where it all goes tragically wrong for CybOrgasMatrix, at least for UK-based pussy pounders, is that their “lifecast” of Pandora’s head makes her look more like ageing wrinkled lothario Peter Stringfellow than it does the 44H hottie whose the stuff of many a boy’s wet dream.

Anyway, hold tight – here she comes… I love the way that Neal snapped the photo just at the moment some guy had a squeeze of one of her tits. Heh.

I reckon it would be a laugh to climb aboard, but the thought of Peter Stringfellow is bound to put you off your stroke, isn’t it?