I’ve just realised that Pioneer Products, the people behind the mega-crazy Sifeet Realistic Foot With Vagina hybrid are also the people behind the truly remarkable Queen Breast. These are really quite incredible breasts – round, soft, squeezeable and with a freakishly realistic nipple. They sent us one years ago when LoveHoney was but a babe in arms. We didn’t stock the product then because it’s was a little bit too off-the-wall for our sensitive natures. And the appeal seemed a little bit too niche, especially at $129 a pair.
But now that LoveHoney stocks more products than any other UK sex toy retailer, maybe we should reconsider.
It’s certainly a quality product – quite possibly the only DDDs you’ll ever come across (or betwee) that have royal pedigree:
“Our artists started with a laborious wax live-casting of the voluptuous DDD breasts of the legendary Swedish blond bombshell Alexandra Nicholas, who believes herself to be the reincarnation of the domineering wife of Nicholas II, the last Czar of Russia…”
Just lifting one of these things makes you think. Not about using it as some kind of masturbatory fantasy, but how strong you’d have to be to spend your entire life with two of these mothers stuck to your chest.
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I know I may be missing the point somewhat, but I suggest you hold a competition for the best suggestion of what you actually DO with something like that.
I think you might need (at least) two.
Regarding your Queenbreast review!
Hi, Ive just read your queenbreast review and got interested in buying a pair. But I have som questions. Are the boobs really realistic? I cant imagine they actually can “copy” the human skin feealike. Or can they? And can you order them from Pioneer-product home page safetely?
PLZ let me know,
Thanks
Got um, dont really feel anything like real boobs, too rubbery.
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