Pioneer Products writes with news of what it describes as “yet another high-end sex product”. For once, words almost fail me, not because I’ve never seen a product like this before, but because I’ve never seen one described in such an amusingly poe-faced way, nor illustrated with such freaky Candy Girls-meets-Waterworld photography…
“Sifeet is a pair of live-cast silicone feet with functional vagina, size 6, weighing one pound each,” Pioneer Products writers matter-of-factly. “They are the most realistic and beautiful foot replicas in the world. And the ingenuous vagina added to the sole certainly enriches the sexual appear and satisfaction to an unprecedented level.”
Wouldn’t you agree?
This is my (bad) digital camera picture of the product photograph that Pioneer Products sent. I have no idea why they have demonstrated it by shoving what looks like a small log into the vagina.
Suggested RRP is $99 per foot and $189 per pair. Get your orders in.
Me, I’m going to get down to Huntingdon Life Sciences and breed me a fanny on a foot.
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Rich,
I like the idea of a trully lifelike silicone mold of the womens feet here. I’d like to purchase a pair but without the vagina on it. Is this possible, and please give me a cost.
Thanks
David Carlin
Philadelphia
I think http://www.pioneer-products.com is where you can see more information and order them.
The Dorkey Donkey looks pretty fun too.
That’s what I call a pussyfoot!
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