LoveHoney’s Sperm Tester Diaries continue, with two couples gamely giving a blow-by-blow account of their oral sex antics in an attemp to reveal to the world whether Sweet Release really does change the taste of semen. On the application form, which was filled in by more than 2,500 hopeful couples, we asked why they wanted to be sperm testers…
1 Patricia never enjoys oral sex and perhaps this would help
2 We are both fussy eaters trying to get our five a day fruit and veg 
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3 My partner’s cum tastes like shit and I can’t stand the taste anymore
4 I can already tell what he’s been eating from the flavour of his sperm so must have a refined palette.
5 Spitting is rude and should be discouraged! We’ll do our part to stamp it out.
6 Jon can cum for England (he is very generous with his ‘load’)
7 I have more sperm to sample than Tesco Extra has brands of soup!
8 I’m a filthy slut who loves cum & we’re experimenting in that area already
9 We’re not shy about our relationship’s explosive nature & it’d look great on our CVs
10 Pam is in the middle of changing her pill and cant have intercourse for the next month. The only sexual fun we are going to have is oral.