Always on the look out for new products, particularly those that involve some upskirt fun, we were delighted to be approached by Hong Kong agent with pictures of a Dirty Old Man’s Walking Stick – they really do think of everything.
Not especially subtle, but it beats furiously shining your shoes before you shuffle off down the shopping precinct for a a quick perve. (No, we won’t be stocking it.)
But for intimate upskirt thrills it’s impossible to beat the Vibrating Pleasure Periscope which gives a girl or a guy an intimate view of their lover’s nether regions, but in the privacy of their own home. Yes, that is a light in the tip. And yes, we have sold a few.
And while you’re down there, you might as well make sure you’re wearing an Oral Sex Light to make sure you can see exactly what you’re doing. Forget the fact that it makes you look like you’re working in a call centre and get on with it!