Just for the record, I have taken a screen dump (heh, I said “dump”) of the current Google search results for “wooden penis bottle opener“. It just so happens, that there aren’t (m)any pages specifically devoted to wooden penis bottle openers, so I don’t think it’s an especially competitive search term. I am quietly confident of being able to achieve at least a modicum of success with my project of getting to the top of Google for a search for “wooden penis bottle opener”.
Now, I must investigate that MySpace wood penis bottle opener page which says “It’s actually a wooden penis beer bottle opener from Bali, but I am glad to know about your flashlight. Why don’t I ever see you anymore?” to see if they want to start a user forum or something.
I went to the MySpace page, but in time-honoured MySpace fashion, it’s an unreadable mish-mash of garishly coloured text smeared over a bright background picture in some vomit-inducing throwback to hellish 1994 skool of Web design. And it’s just a throwaway quote about the wooden penis bottle opener. Damn.
I have been scouring WebmasterWorld for tips on how to optimise for search engines. I am certainly going to have my work cut out.
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Congratulations Richard, it seems your regular visits to the WebmasterWorld Forums have paid off, Number 1 (at least on the datacenter that i’m looking at!) – I guess you spoke too soon!
I think it must have been the virtue of choosing a search term with such little competition. I’ll try something harder next time… Car hire? Hotels in London?
Loans, Cheap Flights!
Gah, i missed a trick there – try ranking for sex toys